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Normalize being Santa. Show up once a year, bring vibes, then leave.

Normalize being Santa. Show up once a year, bring vibes, then leave.

Regular price $1,783.00 TWD
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Show up once a year. Bring vibes. Then leave.

Who says holiday cheer has to be extroverted? This hoodie is for the emotionally drained, socially selective, and unapologetically unavailable. Inspired by Santa Claus—the king of boundaries—you’ll stay cozy while making your stance on small talk crystal clear.

Whether it’s a family dinner you didn’t RSVP for or a holiday party you lowkey regret saying yes to, this hoodie’s got your back (and your social anxiety).

• 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend
• Classic fit, soft air-jet yarn, front pouch pocket
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—just in case it’s one of those days
• Made to order = thoughtful, not rushed

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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