The one day of the year we’ll wake up before 9AM—and it better involve gifts.
This hoodie is for the seasonal early bird: grumpy 364 days, festive AF on Christmas morning. Soft, comfy, and scientifically proven to increase your chances of finding hot cocoa.
• 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend
• Classic fit, soft air-jet yarn, front pouch pocket
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—just in case it’s one of those days
• Made to order = thoughtful, not rushed
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
96.5 - 104
|
85
|
| M |
71.1 |
106.7 - 114.3
|
87.6
|
| L |
73.7 |
116.8 - 124.5
|
90.2
|
| XL |
76.2 |
127 - 134.6
|
92.7
|
| 2XL |
78.7 |
137.2 - 144.8
|
95.3
|
| 3XL |
81.3 |
147.3 - 155
|
97.8
|
| 4XL |
83.8 |
157.5 - 165
|
100.3
|
| 5XL |
86.4 |
167.6 - 175.3
|
103
|
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
33 ½ |
| M |
28 |
22 |
34 ½ |
| L |
29 |
24 |
35 ½ |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
36 ½ |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
37 ½ |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
38 ½ |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
39 ½ |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
40 ½ |
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