Designed for days when your social battery is on 1%. This hoodie is your official excuse to cancel plans and crawl under a weighted blanket instead. It’s warm, honest, and just passive-aggressive enough to be therapeutic. Peopley? Not today.
• 50/50 pre-shrunk cottaon/poly blend • Classic fit, soft air-jet yarn, front pouch pocket • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—just in case it’s one of those days • Made to order = thoughtful, not rushed
