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I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back

I know I'm screwed when I start expecting someone to text me back

Regular price $1,486.00 TWD
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This is your warning label… for yourself.
A painfully honest tee for the chronically hopeful, emotionally spiraling, and romantically unwell. Wear it to the grocery store or your next situationship debrief. It’s basically a public service announcement.

• 100% cotton (heathers are blended for softness)
• Mid-weight feel, not too thick, not too clingy
• Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems—built to last longer than your ex situationship
• Made to order, sustainably

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

 

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