This is not a love story. It’s a buffet story. This holiday sweatshirt is for the ones who RSVP "yes" strictly for mashed potatoes, and avoid small talk by chewing aggressively. Soft, warm, and unbothered—it’s your holiday survival armor in a single bold quote: "I came for the food, stayed for the food, leaving because I'm full."
• 50/50 cotton-poly blend • Pre-shrunk with a classic fit • Ribbed collar and cuffs with a soft, durable finish • Made to order = no overproduction guilt
