Made for bad hair days and better comebacks. This hat is for introverts with good taste, chaotic souls on stealth mode, and anyone who’s ever pretended they “just didn’t see” someone in public. It’s not antisocial. It’s aesthetic self-preservation. Slip it on, vanish in style.
• 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend) • Unstructured 6-panel with a low profile—effortlessly cool, just like you • Adjustable strap with antique buckle (aka, built-in personality) • Embroidered eyelets to let your head breathe—your thoughts are spicy enough • Made to order = less waste, more intention
