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Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?

Why do sexy people (Me) Have to suffer so much?

Regular price $1,040.00 TWD
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This tote carries emotional baggage—literally. Made from 100% certified organic cotton, it’s roomy enough for your laptop, therapy journal, and maybe a little self-worth. Perfect for farmers’ markets, crying at the beach, or just being hot and misunderstood.

• 100% certified organic cotton twill
• 6-gallon capacity (yes, really)
• Strong 30 lb limit = emotionally and physically reliable
• Dual long handles & flat bottom (we like our bags and our boundaries strong)
• Made to order = less waste, more meaning

Size guide

  BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches) BAG DEPTH (inches) STRAP LENGTH (inches) STRAP WIDTH (inches)
One size 20 14 5 25 1
  BAG WIDTH (cm) BAG HEIGHT (cm) BAG DEPTH (cm) STRAP LENGTH (cm) STRAP WIDTH (cm)
One size 50.8 35.6 12.7 63.5 2.5

sad girl tote, funny emotional tote bag, eco-friendly tote with quote, Gen Z cotton bag, self-aware accessory

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