Your face says “I’m fine.” This hat says, “I’m lying.”
For the introverts running on fumes, the socially exhausted, and anyone who’s ever wanted to leave the party 10 minutes after arriving—this one’s for you. Unstructured, effortlessly cool, and just passive-aggressive enough to do the talking so you don’t have to.
Wear it. Avoid eye contact. Recharge in peace.
• 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend) • Unstructured 6-panel with a low profile—effortlessly cool, just like you • Adjustable strap with antique buckle (aka, built-in personality) • Embroidered eyelets to let your head breathe—your thoughts are spicy enough • Made to order = less waste, more intention
