This hoodie is for the MVP of the dinner table. You don’t believe in portion control, and you certainly don’t believe in leftovers. Cozy up and commit to round three. This is your official uniform for holiday gluttony—no shame, no scraps, no surrender.
• 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend • Classic fit, soft air-jet yarn, front pouch pocket • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—just in case it’s one of those days • Made to order = thoughtful, not rushed
