A hat for people who absolutely should keep it lowkey... but don’t.
Say it, regret it, overanalyze it. Then wear this hat like it was all part of the plan.
Low profile, high emotional damage.
Perfect for:
– Gossip brunch
– Drama recovery mode
– Silently screaming in the Uber home 🧢💅
• 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured 6-panel with a low profile—effortlessly cool, just like you
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle (aka, built-in personality)
• Embroidered eyelets to let your head breathe—your thoughts are spicy enough
• Made to order = less waste, more intention
