What can we say? Emotional unavailability is a love language. This hat says what your silence already hinted at — in the most effortlessly toxic way possible.
Perfect for:
– Situationships
– Running into your crush and pretending you didn’t
– Ghosting in style
• 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured 6-panel with a low profile—effortlessly cool, just like you
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle (aka, built-in personality)
• Embroidered eyelets to let your head breathe—your thoughts are spicy enough
• Made to order = less waste, more intention
