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Dear Santa, I can explain...

Dear Santa, I can explain...

Regular price $1,782.00 TWD
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Listen, we had our reasons. This hoodie is your holiday excuse note in clothing form.
Perfect for chaotic cuties, messy besties, and anyone who made “interesting” choices this year. Soft enough to cry in, bold enough to still ask for gifts.

• 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton/poly blend
• Classic fit, soft air-jet yarn, front pouch pocket
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—just in case it’s one of those days
• Made to order = thoughtful, not rushed

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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