From the fluorescent lights to the existential crisis—this hat says what your two-week notice couldn’t. You survived the meetings that should’ve been emails. The deadlines. The Slack pings at 9PM.
Now? You're a walking LinkedIn trauma response.
Perfect for:
– Anti-networking events
– Wearing to job interviews (ironically)
– Your next “soft quit” brunch ☕💼
• 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured 6-panel with a low profile—effortlessly cool, just like you
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle (aka, built-in personality)
• Embroidered eyelets to let your head breathe—your thoughts are spicy enough
• Made to order = less waste, more intention
