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Avoiding eye contact since 1999

Avoiding eye contact since 1999

Regular price $1,486.00 TWD
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The only eye contact you’re making is with your phone screen. This tee is for anyone who's socially exhausted, emotionally checked out, and proud of it.

Perfect for:
– Avoiding your ex in public
– Talking to no one at parties
– Still looking great in photos you weren’t ready for

• 100% cotton (heathers are blended for softness)
• Mid-weight feel, not too thick, not too clingy
• Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems—built to last longer than your ex situationship
• Made to order, sustainably
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