An introvert classic with just enough sarcasm to pass as confidence. Perfect for when you're out in public but spiritually under a blanket.
Perfect for:
– Grocery store avoidance
– Coffee runs where small talk is illegal
– Hiding your resting dissociation face
• 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 65% polyester blend)
• Unstructured 6-panel with a low profile—effortlessly cool, just like you
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle (aka, built-in personality)
• Embroidered eyelets to let your head breathe—your thoughts are spicy enough
• Made to order = less waste, more intention
